I have a strong feeling that “racist powerboat salesmen” is a tautology.

If Flav doesn’t want to be political, he shouldn’t be in a band called Public Enemy.

It shouldn’t be, but I wouldn’t consider the US an educated populace. Maybe at one point in history, but this is the endgame of the Republicans and their decades-long campaign of shitting on education. 

The Jungle Book was surprisingly solid.

How dare you besmirch the good name of Due Date

Oh, they'll admit that black people aren't monolithic, but only as long as those black people are right-wing nutjobs.

Ditto with my mom. Thankfully the arguments ceased when I said “He’s the direct opposite of literally everything that you raised me to be.”

White and Christian Americans.

MY DAN’S NOT A PHONE!

“What role is Kevin James gonna play?”
“Ha ha, very funny... Trotsky.”

It’s the damnedest thing, every time he tries the movie reviews Ignatiy.

The “mythology” of the third movie is very tedious, more people keep dropping in and convoluting things that were just fine as structure that didn’t need to be explained in the first movie. And this — “Dacascos, it turns out, is perfect for that heightened John Wick world. He’s a fan. He wants Wick to know he’s a…

The thing about the John Wick films is that they’re basically the action version of classic musicals like Singin’ in the Rain or an American in Paris - there’s a plot and there’s dialog, and they’re good and even great at times, but really they’re just an excuse to string together a series of thrilling kinetic…

That does makes sense. Also, Stephen Miller writes and speaks the way some of my freshman and sophomore students in Rhetoric and Composition sound before I teach them how to not sound like assholes.

Now that I’d go see. We could call the The Fuzz & The Furious.

I can’t claim credit, but this is golden.

*in the middle of a dog-fight*

I’ll admit I laughed out loud at “Mr. President, this is a Wendy’s.”

Bombs over Bespin. 

Now I’m picturing Lando dressed like Andre 3000*, “Hey fellas, what’s cooler than being cool? ICE COLD!” (Flips switch, steam rises from carbonite chamber)