Seriously, Neil Breen does come across as caring about what he’s doing. He’s terrible at it, but it’s clearly a passion for him and not a cynical money-grab, which is what everything is for people like Shapiro.

Oh, Neil Breen is trying to say something all right. You can tell because he says it. In the film. Directly to the camera. In front of a green screen.

That number comes from Donald Trump’s very accurate, very honest accountant.

Ben Shapiro would like to point out that he has fathered children, thank you very much. Checkmate, liberal.

Comparing Ripley to Rey and Captain Marvel isn’t even close to fair.

the men were idiots, which I feel largely applies to Alien.

Tim Allen seems to at least recognize that there are galaxies of difference between having a shitty opinion and trying to inflict your shitty opinion on everyone else.

In fairness, there are very clearly two “Steven Seagal level” bars, and I’m pretty sure Tyrannorabbit was referencing the slightly higher, pre-”Under Siege” bar and not the present-day, stunt-double-for-going-up-half-a-flight-of-stairs bar.

Lawyers in wigs, maybe

Michael Jai White is a treasure and lumping him in with these collections of pocket lint is an insult worthy of a glove slap and pistols at dawn

Except that Cavill as the Emperor would be a waste, since you’d get a couple of extended flashbacks but he’ll spend most of the franchise as a glorified wi-fi hotspot

It’s really what Marvel did with phase 1.

It’s a shame, because his wrestling career showed repeatedly that he was capable of being and doing the kinds of things he seems to actively avoid as an actor. 1998 Rock was interesting; his early Nation of Domination promos blasting WWF fans for booing his initial babyface run were cool but still menacing at the same…

Yeah, I was thinking that it’s just avoiding a Marvel-RDJ battleships full of money situation. You keep pinning everything around one actor, there’s precedent for that actor getting half the movie’s budget to show up for an afternoon.

He won that right from its previous holder, Hulk Hogan, when he beat him at Wrestlemania 18

Sam Worthington - when you create a video game character and set every slider to 50

It’s like Flat Earth, there’s clearly a conspiracy, but to what end?

Nobody goes to a Disney fairytale for grounded reality, but based on the LA remakes Disney sure thinks they do. The weird cognitive dissonance that is the Lion King remake is that assumption made manifest.

The whole story of Kirk’s son in WOK is that no one gives a shit, so it works. I feel like Kirk’s strongest internal response to finding out he had a son was, “Huh, I always assumed he’d be green”

Jai Courtney, aka “I thought we got Charlie Hunnam for this”