Well at least somebody’s tired of all the winning. He did call that. 

oh, bacon fat is king, but the mrs. is a vegetarian, so communal eggs can’t be cooked in that fashion. the sacrifices we make for love. 

Yup. I had to berate someone on a previous BBQ article about how each BBQ region has good stuff. I am biased toward Memphis, because I live here, but the others have good stuff. Great brisket in Texas, great burnt ends in KC.

“The Bizarro Jerry”, which has the best Kramer subplot of all time.

‘The Comeback’ captures that feeling everyone has when they wish they had thought of a response and takes it to an extreme and hilarious level. If you say “jerk store” everyone knows what you’re talking about. I love the look on George’s face when he thinks that he has finally hooked Riley into the setup.

Can we talk about how desperately the STL logo needs to be redone?

because it reminds me of TMNT and I sing the theme in my head every time. 

Crying too much?

What you don’t see is the other two ducks, coming in from the sides. You see, ducks are pack hunters. Clever boy. 

I’m still chewing on this one: “Within a day, she amassed nearly 200,000 in a day.” 

And instead of murder, they solve petty inconveniences. With Idris Elba as Farmer Moriarty, who constantly litters.

Sunday, Monday, Murder Days,
Tuesday, Wednesday, Murder Days,
Thursday, Friday, Murder Days,
The weekend comes, my chainsaw hums
Ready to slice to you

“Pazt iz fuchor. Then iz now. All things are relate! Time is disk of flatness.” ~ Russian Cohle, Detective of Truth (Season 1)

“Hey! My eyes are up...! Oh, nevermind.”

Nah, cuz you can make a hot dog sandwich. It’s the thing that your parents would make when they didn’t want to go buy hot dog buns.

I moved to Scranton, PA as a middle schooler. Not a big town, but I was coming from the Poconos. Dog was let out the back when he wanted out, let back in when he scratched. I’m not his goddamn valet, he’ll deal with his business, you know?

Anyway, because we aren’t the bad kind of PA trash, he was a well trained, well…