“When I read the scriptures I do not feel Christ’s love as I used to,” he tells Cochran, his right eye drifting, his left arm a useless crook. “Nor do those who listen hear it through me.”

Incels with ass implants and an incel section at Sephora would be a hilarious evolution to all of this. 

Maybe if they smiled more.

The fact that there is clearly a used knife in the After photo is fucking me up. What did he need the knife for? I could sort of see digging into the middle of a giant stack of pancakes with just a fork. Go at it like a madman. Could be fun. But he cut it into small pieces with a knife and fork and ate out the middle…

Todd Frazier is an adult man, and not a dumb child

By the ninth inning Tebow had finished the work he had been doing; so on the 3-2 pitch he rested from all his work.

he just stood there like a lump

I like that, it’s inspiring. Though I think I will call a herd of wannabe-Chads a (tool)shed of Chads.

My favorite part is how you cant address the substance of any comment. 

You are wrong.  

Believe it or not, I’m an introvert as well, in that interactions with people do not energize me, and I often need solitary time afterward to recharge. I find being in a roomful of strangers daunting. How do you get better at interacting with people? In my case, by practicing. That’s about the long and the short of it.

That’s ridiculous. Godzilla vs King Ghidorah is one of the best Godzilla movies ever and dealt magnificently with the relationship between Godzilla and humanity.

Oh no

This review makes the movie sound like exactly what I wanted out of the first one. Less time spent on human characters I don’t care one bit about and more kaiju fights featuring ridiculously awesome looking monsters. 

IN HELL, WHERE IT BELON--[[checks notes]] oh... Summer 2021, I guess!

It’s presumably months between the end of Endgame and that scene in Far From Home, so it’s more a question of who came up with the name and started using it broadly (could be a superhero, could be the media, whatever). There’s plenty of time for Peter to have heard it. Plus, he’s all about “made-up names.”

The intern who selected the video probably subscribes to compilation videos of Ben Shapiro EVISCERATING the left.

My brain always thinks Rich Paul is the State Farm version of Chris Paul, which makes these LeBron articles much funnier.

*Accountant, checking records* Charles, do you mean you ate a 100 Grand or ate 100 grand?

Lol fuck off back to beantown Sully. Your whiny ass team is complaining again, and oh gee, it’s another black player Boston has an issue with. What a shock.