Imagine everything edgy and hardcore about ‘90s gangsta rap.

It’s tricky because “grr” is right there, but you could argue the G should sound like it does in George.

DeVos = old white lady = Teacher = Education

My logic is “GRR” sounds and looks like “grrrrrr...”  so the natural progression is “gurm”.  I am also very dumb and bad at words.

Some of the most important sports stories ever are important because of their intersection with politics. How do you tell a politics-free version of the story of Jackie Robinson, or the Munich Olympics?

Look at that post compositions. It starts off with unneeded harsh criticism and then veers into internet buzz words generally only used by racists and shit posters.  All from a poster with 4 other shitty posts  

Narrator: They did not get one

Sounds like even Portland fans aren’t sure who the “Jail Blazers” are...

This meme sucks and they didn’t even get the wording right in half of them. Nope.

First Daario just had monumental swagger...and the glimmer in his eye was nearly blinding. You could see why a queen would bang him.

Second was just budget rate Eric Bana...he had weird anti-charisma, where even when he did something impressive (like his 1-on-1 with a mounted foe) it didn’t seem that cool. First Daario…

You have no idea what you’re talking about, Barry!

I would too, but only if it was the first Daario.

1. Steph Curry

But Olsen and that Quicksilver kid were husband and wife in Godzilla. I'm telling ya, she's got it covered!

Is anyone even gonna ask the dude if he’s a time traveler, and if so, what catastrophe he’s trying to prevent and why he needs a Lamborghini to do it?

Meh. I give it a 4 out of 10 on the Bob Holly scale.

Jingle Most Of The Way

Commandon’t

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