“guys who get both legs stuck in the same single pant leg every morning”

Are you asking if Trump uses his own tits as an excuse for not understanding government, or if he uses @Ignatius Reilly’s Valve’s tits as an excuse?

Oh yeah, things like basing your college choice on In-N-Out locations is just crazy. I’m a food-loving fat guy and nothing is worth waiting 2 hours for.

In-n-Out is not, qualitatively, the best fast food burger (5 Guys and Whataburger are ahead for sure, although they’re pushing the boundary between fast food and fast casual IMO). It is probably the optimal intersect point of quality and price. That’s what they’re doing right. You get a burger on par with (or a little…

It ranked at a spot just into the range where I was starting to worry it might have somehow, inexcusably, been left off. The premise of the show and Andy Daly were molded by the hands of God for one another, and I’ve said multiple times that “Pancakes, Divorce, Pancakes” might be the greatest half hour of television…

They sound like false flag actors planted so that Trump can claim to be hated by both the left and the right so he must be doing something right, I think

If they don’t have a SAG card, it makes them scabs, I think.

Horseshoe Theory of Physical Fitness

Once you reach a certain level of muscularity, you just look weird clothed. Plus that hairstyle is awful.

Ernest Goes to Planet Fitness

Sure, mandarin oranges and shredded coconut suspended in jell-o is good but then she added canned tuna to the concoction.

The earnest use of “SJW” (esp. as a pejorative) is a pretty good indicator of what’s wrong with their brain.

Guaranteed dishes at southern church potlucks:
Cornflake casserole
Ro-tel dip (tortilla chips optional, but TBH plain Ruffles with Ro-tel dip are pretty great too)
Jell-o salad

Jell-o salad fell off in the ‘80s but the other two remain staples to this day.

It’s doubly stupid because isn’t the whole November thing prostate/testicular cancer awareness and working it out is supposed to reduce your risk of either/both of those things. At least that’s how I characterize my furious nether regional cancer prevention sessions.

Maggie? Oh, that dog will definitely hunt.

Jesus is King Because God Is Good All the Time and All the Time...

Nowhere is it required that symbols be universally recognized or understood. If you want to claim that NB as a white power symbol doesn’t have enough cultural permeation to matter to most people, yeah you’re probably right about that. But that’s a very different debate than claiming that it doesn’t matter to anyone. I…

Some of us are in positions where the bulk of the people we’re in contact with on a daily basis are terminally online.