The only way stupid shit like that happens is stupid ass people accepting that as a real thing.

I switched off of NB a couple years ago when that was a bit of a thing. The big brands have plenty of options in the sub-$100 range, most of the major retailers are constantly running significant sales on about half their inventory, upshot you can still get solid everyday shoes in the $50 range and my experience is…

Peanut butter is surprisingly versatile: it blends well with a lot of different flavors, and it can serve as a base or as a secondary topping. Don’t be squeamish about trying peanut butter with new things, folks!

*FART SOUNDS*

Wishing WWE would stop driving their series further and further down a shitwell.

Which American president in the last 50 230 years WASN’T a mass murderer? Carter Harrison?

I’m a green apple fan, but lime worked way better for Skittles because you could combo up yellow and green for Sprite-flavored mouthfuls of Skittles.

Was talking to my kids the other day about how it seems that Skittles changed somewhere in the past 6-8 years or so from a pleasant crunchy-chewy hybrid to a fucking chore. I would still like the taste of Skittles, but I haven’t eaten them in forever because it’s too goddamned much work for something that small.

Sucking, not chewing, is the best way to coax the optimal flavors and textures from almost any candy.

Shrimp lo mein is going to get a tryout as an undrafted Free Agent and outperform all these Ryan Leafs.

That Robert Evans, he banged them, didn’t he? He banged them all.

So

Where are you from? I find that people’s opinion of Smarties is very much dependent on whether or not they’re from Canada.

Fuck yeah, Chick tracts. Even as a little Southern Baptist kid I would read those for the unintentional absurdist comedy.

The first ever dog to be disappointed the car ride didn’t end at the vet.

That’s church-with-grandma candy and it is SACRED

You leave those strawberry-wrapped strawberry candies out of this.

permitted by law and comports with all legal standards

such reform must be done carefully, and with the inclusion of law enforcement professionals