Sadly, malt vinegar is not a staple condiment on tabletops in restaurants in the United States.

Hell, in 1986 real life, Chernobyl’s nuclear reactor was nearly impossible to blow up. Nearly.

“Hey look at that high-waisted man, he got feminine hips”

If Hulk Hogan’s theme as the anthem leads to way more flexing on Olympic medal stands then I’m for it

There are no very good TikTok videos. TikTok is Vine run through the Pet Sematary. Dead was betta.

Do you think this is also true of Popovich in the NBA? He does seem to enjoy the curmudgeonly reputation a little bit, which I don’t think applies to Belichick. My presumption is that their approaches are the same at core, but honestly I’ve never followed the NBA regularly enough to really conclude one way or the…

This should be Belichick’s epitaph.

suddenly their Ivy League Alma Maters’s sports teams are going to start sucking horribly.

You’ll have to talk to the FBI about what is and isn’t included in those categories, although I think it’s telling that they don’t deem it worth distinguishing between cutting instruments but do deem it worth distinguishing between firearms and air weapons. And “an axe is equally fatal” means an axe attack is as…

No, but you can do the math on homicides by weapon type compared to assaults by weapon type.

and the real-life version of Tommy Boy cutting the checks

The Raiders: both baffling and utterly hilarious

An axe ( because alphabetically) is equally fatal and messy.

Except every week there are multiple knife attacks

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Eh, I haven’t said anything about Courtney as an actor. I didn’t watch Spartacus so can’t comment.

Oh so do I, but Caine famously has no quality standard for projects he chooses to work on and Hackman seemed to have a similar approach for a significant chunk of his career.

Charlie Hunnam

Gene Hackman: America’s Michael Caine