Have you had ‘em all over the world? We need to know if your piece-of-ass-ometer is properly calibrated.

“Hey! Fuck you!”

so a lot of things had to go perfectly right for the Twins

Think of the most evil ambitious people we know: Don Jr., Kellyanne, Dick Cheney, Moscow Mitch, etc. Can you imagine any of them doing Trump’s act and not getting laughed out of the room?

I dread when someone actually clever employs Donald’s don’t-give-a-fuck-about-the-concept-of-truth model. At the moment, Trump himself only cares about seeing what degree of absurd self-aggrandizement he can get away with today, and the shit-eaters piggybacking off his blind rampages still have enough craven fear of…

Already commented on this on the thread about the AEW Championship theft, but hell just a reminder of how formulaic and easily parodied this chump is:

That Trump-ian “Awaits much deserved THANK YOU” tweet is some of the best heel work in a long, long time

Contrition is exactly the word I kept trying and failing to recall while reading all of this, thank you for jogging my memory. And yes, “I have more peace now than I ever did,” doesn’t ring as contrite. I get that he’s probably referring specifically to feeling reconciled in terms of his public and private selves, but…

To me, forgiveness is a personal decision and I don’t believe I get to dictate to anyone else whether or not they forgive someone who’s wronged them. Redemption on the other hand is a public matter, and at certain points—costing lives being one of those points—some actions go beyond the point of ever being redeemable.…

That’s atonement. Forgiveness is in the court of those who’ve been wronged, not the wrongdoer. Agree with the core concept though; if you’re truly repentant you’ll do what you can to counteract the wrong you did, even if it was so great you can never completely undo it. And you do so regardless of whether or not the…

points his assault rifle in the air and shoots it repeatedly into the sky, like Keanu Reeves in Point Break.

The Super Bowl result is definitive proof that he not only peed, he also pooped

Every time I see his signature my first thought is that Donald Sutherland had a hand cramp

Nobody’s been able to provide documentation, but my god the signs are there.

I am not looking down my nose from at him from

I had a sketchy turkey pot pie once and boy I sure scored some pie runs afterward

2 is the lowest possible even lead. 1 is the lowest possible odd lead. 2 is greater than 1.

Dave Chappelle did not say “ celebrity abusers’ victims should be happy to have been abused.”. He said this particular accuser should be glad to be molested by Michael Jackson. That is not the same thing.

A) it doesn’t have to be an either/or choice, although I think he could have talked about disbelieving Jackson’s accusers without also throwing out the idea that celebrity abusers’ victims should be happy to have been abused.
B) I’m not sure what’s causing you to think I’m arguing with you, unless you’re saying I…