Squamate is a douchey loser who has nothing better to do than come on here and sneer at everyone else. Ignore ‘em.

@dontchokeonyourwoke

I didn’t remember the James Blake reference, thanks for pointing it out. Still, it’s not the same as a joke saying “Those ungrateful victims should be happy they were molested by a huge celebrity”

Friend of mine used to coach Jr. High football in a small town and one of the local geniuses cornered him at the gas station once, saying he’d drawn up a foolproof play that my friend should put into the next week’s game plan.

I was strictly a defensive platoon OF in HS, and I still made solid contact against a few kids who could brush 90. I think the wooden bat would make a significant difference in trying to make contact against even low-end MLB pitching though.

Loose balls happen and you’re almost certainly the player getting left alone while the defense double-teams one of the actual pros on your team.

The joke in that sketch was on people who will overlook anything celebrities do, not on people who’ve been victims of celebrities doing whatever they want. There’s a difference.

I haven’t played PUBG, so I’m probably misreading the screen, but . . . but is . GrandpaGaming’s PUBG name Dikfitzgood? Please tell me it is

Mud + mullets = Missouri

That’s how progress works. A century ago’s progress is behind today’s.

How is assault on a child a goddamn misdemeanor?

there is a reason JaMarcus Russell could throw the ball like 80 yards from his knees but washed out of the NFL in no time

The Dallas Cowboys suck because they’re the Dallas Cowboys. It’s tautological.

Snowbed Bugflake

I promise to be courteous no matter what you have to say

so much so that he’s frequently credited with being one of Hollywood’s best ever dancers

sit benecrispi

“Nuanced and complicated.”