I thought it was Darren Wilson.

Isn’t Ator the one that traded Deathstalker’s casual rape for Pornhub-style incest*?

It so very clearly wanted to be Conan on a lower budget, with an even more evident language barrier between the writers, producers and crew.

You’re affirming the consequent, but I also reject your premise

I’ll watch Bloodsport over at least one of the movies on that list 10 times out of 10

Or is that another movie where he does the splits for no reason?

*Watches Kickboxer looking for appearances by either Bolo Yeung or Donald Gibb*

Come on, “In Soviet Russia, jail goes directly to you!” was RIGHT THERE

Hell I seen thousands of future IT support techs rotate in and out of right field in Little League parks and that’s STILL the first bunt home run ever I saw

There is a fourth true outcome beyond that which is known to man. It is an outcome as vast as center field and as timeless as extra innings. It is the middle ground between fair and foul, between infield and outfield, and it lies between the pit of man’s yips and the summit of his Baseball IQ. This is the outcome of…

Now I want martial artist wiener dogs

Bravo, Kevin.

Late 90's NFL players exclusively wore Zubaz off the field.

I like to call it The Pipino Cuevas

It looks like someone couldn’t decide whether to host a car race or a Ren Faire

Peas are shit and no one should make anyone eat them.

Just covered the Norman Conquest and influx of French into the English language in class today.

who now look like traitors to the flag

Devin Bush’s draft outfit looked like Saturday Night Fever crossed with Back to the Future Part II and

“Give us Bubbarabbas!”