12k for three months is hardly huge, though. That’s a < 50k a year income.

Tiffany breathes a sigh of relief that you didn’t even remember her

The resultant masturbation is the only reason I *do* bathe regularly

I’ve always kind of felt sorry for Fredo. He was the older brother, and he was passed over! He was smart! not like people said; like, dumb!

Having read the list now, I gotta disagree with the Pope on the grounds that it’s the Pope’s hat that is famous, not the person wearing it.

Before reading, I’m gonna go with Elvis. Hail to the King, baby

Lies, even young Willem Dafoe looked like old Willem Dafoe

Hey. HEY! We do NOT fiddle off-key. You take that back.

It seems to me like (and this could be just coincidentally limited to the handful of classes I play) that most specs these days aren’t really Dad-Build-able because there’s only a talent tier or two that doesn’t have a clear best choice. I don’t think anyone outside of Mythic raiders during progression and maybe…

I don’t get it. You’re just describing a hat. A hat with a flat brim is a hat that hasn’t yet been purchased IMO.

He’s like my 2-year-old nephew who, if he sees anyone kinda-sorta holding their phone like they might be taking a picture, stands still and starts saying “cheeeeeese” even if the phone’s not pointed at him.

copy of a copy of a copy

Shazam was delightful, but it was 100% credit to Zachary Levi. The actual superhero story was pretty inane, the monster designs were inexplicably bland, and Billy Batson’s backstory was batshit bonkers. Levi’s performance is really the only good thing about that movie, but it’s such a fun performance it completely…

Here’s my theory: Justice League’s theatrical release is lousy, but still better than whatever pure Snyder vision might be stuck in a vault somewhere.

I’ve always heard that Utah was the US state with the most porn subscriptions per capita. That doesn’t necessarily mean that Mormons watch more porn than everyone else, but it does mean that they have the moral integrity to pay for it.

Fair point, I have no idea how long it takes to make one of these, especially if you’re at all concerned with making it look decent.