Huh, who knew Danzig had a sense of humour!

I'm sure in hindsight the Joker appreciated the humour of the entire incident.

I don't think Daniel would nearly have been as good of a sport as Johnny was if he lost. He'd likely bitch out Mr Miyagi for letting him down and then tell Ali he never wants to see her again.

Dancing is still forbidden, it's always been forbidden!

Don't bother apologizing for the bad jokes. You can stuff your sorries in a sack, mister.

"Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue"

It's like that old Stone Cold Steve Austin quote about Bret Hart.

I find Samuel L. Jacksons scenes at the first murder scene to be hilarious. Having his portraits done at the scene of the murder, gag with the police tape, then the head and shoulders bit. Rest is a bit hit and miss after that, but that one section always slays me.

I remember being left home alone at my friends house when we were stupid 16 year olds sneaking drinks out of his dad's liquor cabinet. We decided to make White Russians, but lacking the actual ingredients, we made "home made Khalua" by mixing Scotch and milk. It's safe to say we were both sick to our stomachs after…

I still haven't found anything I've enjoyed more than his brief part in Eurotrip.

I always loved the version of Wave of Mutilation that was on this soundtrack, rather than the album version on Doolittle.

I loved it at the time, but watching it now it just seems like a really lame attempt to copy Beverly Hills Cop (they even had Harold Faltermeyer do a Axel F sounding theme for him!)

Mr. Robot looks like a enjoyable show and he's pretty good in it.

My version of Fantastic 4 would have been awesome too, Josh. Those suits just can't wrap their head around my "The Thing has a pet cat called Buttons that turns out to be a spy sent by Dr Doom" idea though.

Was never quite sure why he disappeared to direct to DVD schlock for so long (though I had read it was something to do with him starring in a Turkish anti-US army movie), but I really like his work. I'm not a big fan of Titanic, but he is so awesome in it that I can watch it for him alone.

The worst part is I could totally imagine a mother like that.

I didn't mind that movie, but I only saw it once when it came out while I was on a plane, so I could be mis-remembering my fondness for it.

I think he died, then got cloned and died, then died and was uncloned, turned into a zombie, eaten by the ghost of Christmas Past and reborn as zombie Father Christmas.

Why do they give those people who repost jokes book deals? They don't actually do anything and aren't funny themselves, so why would I want to read a book about them?

Only if Chris Tucker is back for it.