...so I suppose Eagles fans aren’t the most well-liked across the nation.

After getting pulled over in a school zone:

I take it you’ve never been near me when I’m consuming beer and beans.  

I used to have fun in a 2005 Grand Prix with that. On long road trips, I’d wait for my friends to fall asleep, then change the instrument cluster to km/h. The face didn’t change, the needle just jumped up to 130. Then they’d wake up and freak out. lol

I’d appreciate it more if you just gave me a ride in it, but I’m ok with that too.

Does it come with a 5th wheel though? With 16 cylinders, it should be great for towing a lot of weight.

After stepping out of the Chiron, Chris Harris should be stuffed directly into a Tata Nano for the ultimate contrast in speed. Also for our amusement....

Thanks! I like to go for the details, despite it not being finished yet ;) It’s an actual badge too and not a sticker! Grabbed a set of letters for the ones I missed, and did some work using an R and an O to give me an “A”, and the “L” came from modifying a “T”.

I haven’t even really thought about it too much, since I don’t plan to sell in in the near future. I spent a few years looking for one. I’ll say it would probably be closer to $8k before I even start to think about letting it go (which is less than I paid in ‘05), but also mine only has 65k miles on it (I bought it…

That’s Nissan that’s bailing out Mitsubishi

Early last year, Ferrari got spun off as a collection of stock shares in an effort to raise funds for FCA, and therefore Ferrari is no longer part of FCA. Mind you, the shares were mostly distributed to then-existing FCA stockholders—so that both Ferrari and FCA mostly have the same owners—but they are not the same…

Not necessarily. Outside of the U.S., VW is and has always been a strong performer. The Chrysler brand does well exactly nowhere.

As my name would show, I would be alright with that.

“Listen pal. Just met with my financial advisor. Great guy. Smart guy. Not as smart as me though. Went to Wharton. Great school. Great guy. Said this president thing isn’t working out. Said it wasn’t working out. Said I should look into doing something else. So i’ve been thinking of getting into the car business. The…

Despite dieselgate and the widespread reports of reliability issues down the road, VW is still more of a company than FCA could ever hope to be. They’re basically the exact opposite of FCA, which is a good thing. Competent, understated, high quality for the segment, etc. VW has the advanced platforms and engines that…

Sergio’s the marriage hungry guy on Tinder...

Make the Chrysler 400 and 600.

I still don’t understand how an auto company with a global presence that’s been around since the turn of the last century (as far as Dodge or Fiat goes) manages to screw up so consistently. Even GM is getting its shit together, and Hyundai and Kia are just constantly on the rise.

Gosh. Chrysler is like that desperate person on the dating sites that wants to get married right away.