The miles and the lack of a transfer case had me at Crack Pipe before I bothered to look up comps.

If you aren't including a wagon option I can't take you seriously.

The Gang Dilutes a Brand Name

Stop the auto-play videos with sound already, I’m going to complain in every comment.

All I know is my car gets forty rods to the hogshead and that’s the way I likes it

I demand a new Jalopnik video series of every Jalopnik contributor sharing with us seven interesting things about themselves. And no cheating, like the fact that the is a church in north Georgia called The Torch--that just happens to have the same nickname as Jason. Or does it?

Outside of the auto industry, this could have some crazy implications in laboratories and the space industry. If it can withstand extreme pressures, it would simplify the ability to put portholes into vacuum chambers or on spacecraft. I would definitely think of applications like this, before automobiles.

Wait, hold up. Those Chevy commercials told me they won the JD Power Most Reliable award. You mean to tell me those awards are worthless? What about those normal people and their important opinions?

BUY A DEER AND RIDE IT AS A SHOW OF DOMINANCE TO OTHER DEER

This is my finest ever contribution to Jalopnik.

I’m sure the seats are.

I think we all know Clown Shoe is the correct answer here...

It’s like catching up with a friend from college who now has 3 kids, no sleep and drinks Michelob Ultra once a month to “loosen up”. Subaru, what happened friend?

Hell with those auto-mobiles! I’ll take my trusty horse any day of the week. It’s worth it when I don’t have to stop for gas and I can just feed it by the side of the road. It can climb the hill behind my house better than any banging contraption.

Huh... I thought “Let’s Randomly Insult Musk For Our Weekly Boners” was on Wednesdays.

Check is in the mail Alex. Thanks again.

But can *I* defecate and drink liquor at your house?

Here’s my favorite shot of the old Elevated West Side Highway. The NYPD car is a 1978 Plymouth Fury.

I love that the video simulates the pain that the cars endure through editing, music and Instagram’s inability to provide basic playback controls or sizing

Pretty sure this isn’t how direct injection works