What athlete do you wish you could’ve seen play in their prime. Mine is Joe Montana, Youtube is cool and all but it’s not the same.

We got a dog 9 months ago and this will be our first Halloween together. I would like to get him a costume. He’s an English Bulldog, any suggestions?

Giri, is it too late to send you my horror stories about the awful human I have to live with in college?

I just stood up at my desk and started a slow clap while nodding in approval in your honor.

At least Rex will have some cool stories to tell that mediocre college team he ends up coaching next season.

+1 liter-a-cola

I agree with your statement, judging by the headline I thought this kid singlehandedly took down Real Madrid but he just made a nice pass for a game tying goal.

I think I have my fantasy football team name for next season, thank you kind sir.

Holy shit, that was awesome!

When the bathroom at my house is occupied and one of my kids needs to pee I just tell them to pee on a tree in the backyard. My wife thinks this is barbaric but they’re boys being able to piss wherever you want is one of the biggest advantages of having a penis. Please tell me she’s wrong so that I can tell her people…

True.

I feel like we will be saying the same thing about Mike Trout in 20 years.

You guys have any embarrassing childhood nicknames? I had terrible sinus issues as a kid so my cousins called me booger for almost 20 years.

Since I see Drew is here I wanted to let him know that one of my friends has a huge crush on him...he’s a mid 30's white guy.

Deadspin is one of my favorite things to do at work. What sort of things do you guys do to procrastinate at your job?

Favorite pizza toppings?

There used to be a wrestling post every couple of months, what happened to those guys? I really enjoyed their stuff.

I always believe statements that start with “true story”

While I don’t want to I’m about to be that guy who points out a small trivial mistake. The Curt Schilling’s Facebook Lock Of The Week record is actually 1-1, the Niners didn’t cover the +13.

Dumber rich guy haircut, Trump or Mark Davis?