Jed York and Trent Baalke are pieces of shit not just for firing Harbaugh who I’m pretty sure is a fucking psychopath (God I miss him SOOOO much) but for essentially setting up Tomsula to fail knowing they could just fire him and make him the fall guy for the shit season we had.

My fantasy football league is doing a keeper this year. Who would you keep, Adrian Peterson or OBJ?

What’s the funniest “clean” joke you know?

What ever happened to the guys who would do a wrestling post every couple of months? I really enjoyed those.

Is Shark the name of the prostitute that bit him?

First the Cardinals lose post, then the awesome Stone Cold Stunner post, now this...you are on a roll today Samer. If all of my hats weren’t recently stolen when my house was burglarized I would wear one and tip my hat to you.

Leitch is dressed like he’s going to attend the RNC and it looks like he’s wearing a fucking Cardinals pin.

Jesus Christ that’s Leitch. He looks like someone’s dad who’s there to chaperone the event.

I voted for Tomsula so the poor guy has some shelter for a while and hopefully gets a hot meal out of it.

Everytime I stare at my phone my wife gets pissed off and claims that I’m always on my phone (I’m not, barely use it) but she’s on her phone constantly and seems to be very unaware of her hypocrisy. How can I let her know about this injustice without coming off as an asshole?

I had a really tough time picking the best highlight for the deadspin awards, which one got your vote? I went with the bat flip.

For me a sports highlight is singular moment and while Carli owned Japan for 16 minutes the second Bautista tossed his bat like a fucking boss I lost my shit.

Chuck Blazer looks like he could be one of the dwarfs from The Hobbit movies

OJ chase, I was 10 and had no idea why the black guy from the Naked Gun movies was running from the cops

Holy shit I didn’t know about the grapes and raisins. Thanks for posting this I just got our family our first dog a 6 months ago so I’m still learning the duties of a good dog owner.

I don’t have any clever masturbation jokes, I’m sorry

I don’t care about these ugly fucking rings but I do have an important matter to address. I was ungreyed months ago then I got a new computer and forgot my login shit so now I’m stuck in the fucking greys again doomed to live out my existence in purgatory. Can I be ungreyed again or am I S.O.L.?

This dude’s legit first name was Zurlon? Was he ever part of that Name of the Year bracket tourney?