Thank God. I though this was going to be another story about how Melania didn’t hold his hand that one time.

Screw Comcast.

this is exactly how i feel! it’s hard to write about this stuff sometimes. i don’t want to be a pariah but like <smalltext>they have a point</smalltext>

Dont interpret this as me supporting this budget or anything else Trump related but there should be something done about the subsidies that we give farmers. The amount of corn we grow in this country is goddamn insane and there is no reason for us to be growing it to put in our gas tanks.

You don’t need the US to illustrate the weaknesses of the Paris Accord. Any agreement that provides recommended targets and has no consequences for not meeting them was specifically built to be weak. It is like the UN Defense Council, it only works in the case of small places that literally nobody on the Council cares…

Nice try with the headline. He is an Islamic Terrorist.

How is Young Frakenstein less of a direct parody? It’s even more tied to its source material than Space Balls. In fact, it’s a sequel to it’s source material and not just in a tangentially related universe like Space Balls.

Here we go again ,More from the religion of Peace.

Terrorism targeting kids. Deranged cowards being even more cowardly. No surprises there.

Are we still celebrating the cultural enrichment that comes with letting Muslims live alongside civilization?  

“but the attackers have thus far only made around $100k.”

Are you going to boycott the movie now? Are we picketing the studio demanding the movie gets pulled?

Organized, sanctioned big game hunting (so not poaching) is actually good for the environment, local economies, and the population growth of many endangered species (including those being hunted).

Probably because they weren’t doing anything illegal.

Stop interrupting the hysteria - many people’s JOBS depend on an uninterrupted stream of it.

I think Gizmodo staffers are more end of the world doomsayers then the Christian sects out there.

Wait, are you saying climate change alarmists took some normal non-critical issue and blew it out of proportion to illustrate how terrible Global Warming is because there are no actual examples of it? According to Bill Nye the Undergraduate mechanical engineering guy you should be jailed.

A remnant of the Obama PC regime, much like yourself.

They are not undocumented immigrants. They are illegal aliens.