I bailed on the picture after the 20 minutes it took me to realize that it wasn't about Max at all and that the bad guy was running a pregnant supermodel factory

What about Charlize Theron?

Well I called it but I take no pleasure in being right.

Sounds a good idea, except I went to elementary school. "Guess what? We're all going to do that bad thing at once and there won't be anything they can do about it." Except it never turns out that way.

If Tina has seen a movie or read a romance novel - she would certainly believe that. And that does for anyone, teen or adult.

With the potato I thought of the exchange on Cheers:

Maybe it was the one where the convict makes a deal to be snuck out in a coffin with a dead guy and then the undertaker will let him out.

That reminds me - what happened to Lobsterfest?

Thank goodness they didn't have to rhyme Turducken

Sounds like a very special episode

On Friends, Monica had sex with someone who turned out to be in high school. When she found out and he reminded her that she also lied about her age (she shaved a couple of years off) her answer was "Yeah, but MY lie didn't make one of us a felon in 48 states."

I thought they'd have to spend the rest of the show with Phil (ugh) having to clumsily explain that he wasn't upset because his daughter was kissing a black man.

I hated this show from the beginning. Maybe because I'm Jewish and don't really like seeing Jews presented this way. But for sure it's the mother. God I hate that woman. All that smoochipukinssquishybottoms shit. Why doesn't she fuck her sons and get it over with? She's just an awful awful person.

Candidates should visit states in direct proportion to the number of people living there. So Wisconsin, never.

I found a joke of his "You know, with Hitler, the more I learn about that guy, the less I care for him."

In Third Rock From The Sun the "Big Giant Head" got elected by getting through a doorway ahead of the big giant fireball.

What happened to Lori Petty, BTW? Maybe it was after Tank Girl but she looks awful.

In an episode of "Third Rock from the Sun" Harry (French Stewart) runs for office. His sleazy opponent (a many years in the future United States Senator Al Franken) runs an incredibly libelous campaign calling Harry a mobster (but missing the fact that he's an alien who has only been on Earth a few years). After he…

"In most of the write-ups comparing Trump to Rhodes, this is meant to be the kicker: that Trump’s own unchecked hubris similarly predicts his own undoing, and that, at best, he might be back to hosting celebrity game shows by 2018. "

Can't you be optomistic about anything? Can't we at least look forward to the supernova?