I'm 66 so I'll just run out the clock.

I always loved the passive voice "Mistakes were made." "Wrong countries were invaded." "Women were groped"

They are already writing their articles and memes blaming Obama for anything bad that happens. It's like political Mad-Libs "______ is all Obama's fault", "If it wasn't for Obama _________ wouldn't have happened."

Well, every song was written by someone.

Because Trump was elected by people who think Susan B Anthony was some kind of monster.

For us it is

But he can't do that! After all aren't Republicans the party of State's Rights? The "Laboratories of Democracy" and we should defer to their wisdom? Oh, right, just when the states do what the Right wants them to do.

Yes. They're paranoid like him and think people in other countries are laughing at us. All they keep saying is that the world is a dangerous place because foreigners are not sufficiently afraid of Obama.

So it's all someone else's fault. Not the pundits who spread Trump's lies, not the GOP itself. We're stuck with Trump and it's OUR fault.

Ryan has already announced he's backing Trump.

Paul Ryan has just thrown all his support behind Trump.

That was the day I predicted his election.

Well, with Trump as president and the GOP running both houses of Congress the GOP will stop its obstruction of Federal judges, justices and ambassadors. Who they will appoint is a sickening prospect.

Conservatives generally have Daddy issues. Every book I've ever seen by them has a episode where they impress their daddy with their anti-Liberal attitudes. I expect that it's Liberals who have Mommy issues. So which side is better, people who want to impress their nurturing parent, or the one who want the approval…

Maybe it was America who failed him.

Probably seemed like a good alternative to Trump and (as people kept saying) "We just don't … LIKE … Hillary."

Only from the outside and look at the cost. It would always have been cheaper in lives and money to prevent Fascism than to defeat it.

To be surprised at Stan's actions is to be surprised that Sheldon on The Big Bang Theory is an asshole. Or that Kramer on Seinfeld is the Gilligan of New York City.

Does Grave of the Fireflies count?

What makes me feel odd about this story is that I don't doubt for a minute that it's true. I just saw the same story on the show "Mysteries at the Museum" and it told the same story, although I think the numbers were different from "Jaws". The odd part is that I once owned a book on the incident (cannot remember the…