All mothers on TV are becoming terrible. On Parenthood, the mother of autistic child skipped preparing him for the real world filled with people who don't know him, in favor of forcing his school to get him a Skittles machine and then creating a new school for him. How any of this will prepare him (or the kid on…

I'll miss all of them. Still, both "Paul Hollywood" and "Mary Berry" sound like porn names. I'll mostly miss Sue, who I like to refer to as the "British Rachel Maddow".

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Reported, yes, been, uh no.

I've been watching for 10 minutes and already I hate it to death. The mother is like the mother on the Goldbergs just worse because she's using her crip .. I mean handicapped son as a weapon. The father (Kripke) and a son like to watch cars wreck themselves on the street. Cops are too afraid of the mother to stop…

But this one was so educational. I learned they have a yeti in Arkansas. And that they have colleges in Arkansas. And I learned so much about switching a jeep to four wheel drive.

Any map.

"Backdoor pilot"? That would be a great title for the porno version of "Sully".

You know who should be pissed the ghost of Cecil the lion. No one even mentions him any more.

The ads could be good. "This is a great show. Bull."

By the end it didn't work WITH Hugh Laurie. Everyone in the hospital let him be a total dick to them because he saved five or six people a year.

They used their combined expertise to calculate how long it would take for him to bleed out. And they were right! Ok, kidding but it's still an incredibly stupid show.

What about OJ?

What turned me off Cyber was the episode of CSI where they introduced it. It took a while for me to realize it, but there wasn't any crime. No one was dead, no one had been robbed, they were simply investigating someone they apparently didn't like until they got someone on him. That's not criminal investigation -…

Bearing in mind that Perry Mason was more of a detective than a lawyer.

Only it's NOT alive.

Then the joke's on America.

If you mean Runaway Jury, I'll never forgive that movie for not being about all the jurors running out and escaping jury duty.

While he pitches her projects and products.

And we're back to "Stump Hugelarge".