They sound like the nicknames you desperately want your friends and co-workers to call you, but they won't. Reminds me of (I think) David Spade's joke when one Gordon Sumner told everyone to call him "Sting" and they all made jerking off motions.

Reminds me of the guy on TMZ whose tag line is "I'm a lawyer."

What choice did he have? It's CBS and is about Dr. Phil. I think it's mandatory. Did you see the half hour preview of CBS shows hosted by Kevin James? There's gonna be a LOT of empty space on CBS for syndicated reruns.

Also - the jury's decision was impossible to believe.

Yes, she was a big girl.

What an awful awful show and we can only hope it's already been canceled. By the end I still didn't know who half the people were or why I should care. But I got the message - "justice" is for the rich and the poor can go fuck themselves. Who analyzes 50 potential jurors for them?

It's called paranoia and it's become America's defining emotion, especially on the web.

I bailed at step one.

Wait a year and do a reboot.

Yeah. Much spookier than thousands of pounds of metal sailing through the air.

Thanks. For a change I got an answer to a question instead of insults. Very refreshing.

He was the strike photographer. It was someone else's job to get the plane there and back.

My father said he never understood how planes could fly. And this was a man who flew 56 combat missions in WW II.

I love it when commenters say that the effects look fake. They ARE fake.

Just out of curiosity - why aren't there screens or something in front of the engines? Always wondered that.

They covered this on American Dad! "All you did was land a plane to save your own ass. You want to be a hero? Then avoid the geese like all the other pilots do, every … damn … day."

From the Tony Randall show - "Mario Lanza"
"Any relation?"
"To who?"

"I am the man with no name, Zapp Brannigan."

Whenever I saw that name I always thought "Her business card must be HUGE."

And people say yes. How many have answered the question - "Miss would you get into the back of this windowless van?"