Must be thousands by now. 100 men, 100 women, all married or all single. I really want to see more diversity. "We asked 100 African Americans." "We asked 100 men who sound reasonable at first but are really assholes."

He's declared himself ambassador to women. He makes them over, finds them boyfriends. He's second only to Dr. Phil in telling them they are right and men are wrong.

"… and that little boy that no one liked grew up to be, Roy Cohn."

It's like the book When Bad Things Happen to Good People. It's all the passive voice - people were killed or paralyzed. no one's fault really. But at least the author (a Rabbi) says that while God didn't do that to you he always wasn't teaching you an important life lesson.

They could have a Christmas episode where he's haunted by three ghosts of homeless men.

In any of the following vignettes were the police searching for a guy matching his description?

Yes. I think it was the same episode that a neighbor agreed to have sex with him and then sent him out for her "vagina cream" before doing it.
Anyway, he's walking down the street when a homeless guy jumps up, screams in rage and runs up to him. Louie deflects the guy who stumbles into traffic, is hit by a truck,…

No one ever said Godzilla was male.

I was verging on bailing anyway. I watched two of the last three episodes and the show has become a strain. There isn't an enjoyable character the show. "Jim" is a punching bag and his wife is sliding into Debra Barone territory. I went this same route with Louis CK at the episode where he kills a homeless guy and…

It was done (Tyrone Power, Marlene Deitrich and Charles Laughton) and then REDONE (Beau Bridges, Diana Rigg and Ralph Richardson), so I guess it is time for it to be UNDONE. Oh how we look forward to the changes they will make. Why are they doing this?

This again?

Two working class cavemen and their hot wives and that was what you imagined? I had a whole other picture
of what The Flintstones did "off camera".

What about the quiz show to the death on Red Dwarf. Or am I remembering the wrong show.

Now we have American Ninja Warrior - which is more like televised suicide attempts than war.

Presses STOP button - 14 hours later you'll sign anything.

American cheese. Actually I like that - it's one of the most meltable cheeses.

My ex-wife went to the same high school (Edison, NJ) as Susan Sarandon, so I really misfired there. They didn't know each other, as my ex was behind Sarandon - like I am in my dreams.

did he pronounce it "libbery"? That seems his speed.

I was hoping it would end with the guy giving him medal and Trump saying "I didn't earn it" and the vet saying "Oh you will, in about 2 seconds"

Grandpa Simpson: "I don't deserve it, I don't need it, but if they're one day late I'll raise holy hell."