How about Chopped with Hannibal and Jeffrey Dahmer competing. Don't open that basket!

The runners will set new records, either racing to the bathrooms or escaping from kidnappers.

It's a show that wasn't much good to begin with and then decided to go live every week. If you don't know how that affected the show, watch the ending to Thelma & Louise.

Odd. they also had a puppet episode of 30 Rock. AI think the puppets were from Avenue Q

Tell it to the hand

As long as that all she's feeding them

What was the progression? Something like, babe, wife, district attorney?

Sorry, should have looked it up. Thanks for the correction.

You can't fight in here! This is the War Room!

Also Richard Peter Bull cracking up behind Sellers at war with his arm.

In the novel ("Red Alert") the ending is that the entire story was found by visiting aliens on the lifeless planet Earth.

"I can walk" is a trope. My favorite (other than Strangelove) is in Jeffrey. After Kathy Najimi's insane exchange with Sigourney Weaver she leaves the stage and walks past Steven Weber:
Najimi: "I can walk."
Weber: "You could always walk."
Najimi: "Shut up."

No one spelled it out for you that he wiped out the human race because of his limp dick?

Killing three people takes a lot of ceremony. When you get to the thousands and millions, not so much.

So was Jon-Luc Picard.

I wish we had one of them doomsday machines.

No. There was actually a novel Fail-Safe and it was made from that.

I realized what you were saying, and I'm a fan of both of them myself. But I just had to say it - because we both know somehow it will be.

I knew immediately that somehow this would all be Obama's fault. Didn't see John Oliver being blamed though.

Maybe. When Shari Bobbins blindness was cured, suddenly the ugliest man in Glasgow wasn't good enough for her.