OK, minority opinion time: Logan was trash and belongs on no one’s top 10 list.

Teens have weird ideas about everything. That’s what being a teen is all about.

The book was utter shit...so poorly written there’s a whole podcast devoted to dissecting its badness. ( http://372pages.com/ ).

WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?! EVERY CHALLENGE WAS REALLY RELEVANT TO THE FASHION INDUSTRY! Especially when they had to walk a runway with their hands on fire inside a giant bubble in a pool through giant swinging pendulums onto a fast conveyor belt in six inch heels. These are real model situations.

Valentina’s rep has suffered since the actual show, but if you recall she worked very hard on it right up until she totally fucked up.

I hate to be that person but the CG looks terrible. I never once believed that the CG characters are real living beings in the real world. It’s like a Video Game cut scene invaded the real world.

“Also have Ianka and Melania really been killing the style game?”

I would only watch that if the raptors were covered in pouch bandoliers.

Agent Venom and Mania were the best Venom(s) and if they have to name-switch Flash Thompson to pull that off in the movies I’m kinda OK with it.

The problem is not that there’s an active volcano on an island. The problem here is that super science-y InGen ( is that the name of the company? ) would spend gazzilions of dollars to build a dinosaur park on an island without doing the very basic research of “Gee, I wonder if that volcano could explode any time in…

I’m going to take a wild stab at the plot.

After five movies you think that just NOW?

Fuck this woman. Fuck fuck fuck this woman.

Tom King is the best thing that’s happened to DC in a very long time. Him, along with Tomasi, Gleason and Tynion, have revitalized the Batman/Superman relationship back from the dreck the New 52 put it in, and I could not be more thankful. 

YES.

*shudder*

I’m putting money on her murdering both her parents by episode’s end.

This is so bad of me, but I’m working my 12th day in a row and haven’t had a turkey dinner yet so eff it: I hate  Emily Ratajkowski and I want her to go away.

I’m still holding out for a full-on Lovecraftian cosmic horror season.

I hope this article is satirical, cause it’s blistering hot garbage.