PK is shaping up to be one of the worst Real Housewives husbands who isn’t an obvious physical abuser or Kelsey Grammer.

Totally thought that was a wang, not a finger. >.<

I just keep thinking “It’s so unfair!” which I know is juvenile, but damn, it smarts sooo much to have lost these two incredible women.

I want to fight with Vicki about how infantile her responses to things outside her comfort zone are. Foods, other cultures... airport vans.

Dorit is one bad spray tan from being known as “Dorito.”

Just some random musings:

Where’s Taylor Swift?

The Braxtons gave us a much better version.

I’m white and I love it and have always considered it an essential/best Christmas song.

Barf. Noah is such a douche.

I’m sure she’ll get a job in Trump’s administration.

Every week I root for Maeve to win more and more while also dreading her inevitable defeat at the hands of Ford. There’s nowhere for her to go except cold storage... Or a suicide. Or to be reset... but possibly reunited with her daughter? All scenarios are depressing though. There’s just no way she’s going to bring…

It’s also the exact same reason Lily/Brona begged Frankenstein not to wipe her mind in the final season of Penny Dreadful.

J E S U S H C H R I S T*

Elsewhere, Kris Jenner...

I’d still rather have a relocated Cynthia Bailey now that she’s divorced. I really feel like that I could work... Or at least make for an awkward stand alone season where they tried it out.

What corner do you pick to poop in?