Thank you for your service.

My best friend has sold some variant of something since high school. What finally got her to stop is when her husband HAD AN AFFAIR with the Rodan and Fields person that signed her up. There are some seriously shady people that peddle that shit.

Most of these aren’t that good?

There are quite a few up here that I’m not sure what they’re supposed to be. (Adele is one.) I assume it’s because I am an old.

The girl in that gif is the same one in the famous “hot dogs to the face” gif. Is this a series or something?

Melania Trump is rethinking her prenup and nda right about now, isn’t she?

After I read all the entries, my dog’s pre-bedtime potty breaks from now until December will end with both of us running back home as fast as we can the moment he’s done. I don’t know if he senses my fear or just humors me or just loves running as fast as we can. But he’s a great terror-buddy!

A racist, sexist, ignoramus with early-onset dementia gets elected President of the United States.

Similar to Weinstein, isn’t Dan Schneider, who produces a lot of Nickelodeon shows, being a child molester an “open secret” that everyone will some day declare they’d never heard about before?

Welcome and may the deity of your choice bless you!

I’m male and read this site daily, but have only commented maybe twice in 5 years.

Lindy’s resilience, strength, and tremendous writing are aspirational.

I was gonna type out a longer response but realized the tl;dr would just be: 99% of the internet is a fucking disgusting cesspool, so can we even be all that surprised.

I must have missed the court order appointing her as his attorney.

That last paragraph is perfect, Madeleine.

1. It says exactly what it is at the top of every installment.

Anybody who thought that Eva Braun and The Other Eva Braun were going to be any kind of help was deluded. 

Yes, because even just collecting data on this topic is bad. Forget analyzing it or proposing changes, even HAVING it would be disastrous. This should come as no surprise from people who are relentlessly anti - education. The less information, the better.

I think the people reading this website have already figured out Ivanka is just a dumb ineffectual bitch who benefits off of her racist, sexist, asshole father by pretending to be above it all. Let her burn. I want to see her lose everything and I want to see her little plastic surgery nose and cheekbones fall…