I can’t say I’d shed a tear, but assassination would be the worst possible thing that could happen, if you hate Trump and what he stands for. He’d be martyred. It would energize his base and lead to even more hatred and violence.

I honestly don’t think there’s a single thing that he says that can’t be contradicted by something he has tweeted in the past.

The dreamers but not the DREAMers.

I will never understand how so many ‘religious’ people support him. I mean I don’t really understand how *any* people support him, but Christians largely (bigly?) rallying behind such a figure of vaulgarity is perplexing.

But you kept talking to her?

I just googled, and frederico died in a plane crash less than a decade after. I love random articles like this that inspire me to google random things.

Gosh, I sure do love you, Sookie St. James.

Did you see them on Graham Norton? I cringed - more than once.

I liked the “don’t make me pull this car over right now” tweet that followed:

ha ha ha I feel like I am going mad. Trump asked Comey to pledge his loyalty in a dinner where supposedly his job (Comey’s) was on the line. Remember when the conservatives and the media were in full storm mode because Bill Clinton said hello to Attorney Lynch? ha ha h ah ah ah ha ha gaaaahhhh

One of the dumbest parts in the Holt interview is when Trump goes off on a tangent about how he hired a really big law firm to send a certified letter to Lindsey Graham, saying he has nothing to do with Russia. And then kept reiterating that it was a certified letter, certified. And sent by a big-time law firm.

Threatening Comey while also hinting he may just cancel press briefings in their entirety today. Jesus titty fucking Christ.

Last night, Colbert scoffed at people who think that Trump has a well-planned strategy: 

“I was going to fire Comey,” Trump told NBC. “Regardless of the recommendation, I was going to fire Comey.”

God I love that site!

Jon Hamm is the patron saint of mid-30s unemployed male alcoholics sleeping on friend’s couches everywhere: eventually, if you have a massive dick, everything will be fine.

Isn’t it called The Hammaconda?

“Jon Hamm’s penis is about the size of an obese hamster.”

I waited on John Hamm at the Breslin back in the day and he was so fucking nice. His table was wobbling and he wouldn’t let me put the shim under myself, he took it and did it and said “I waited tables for a long time.” He was a joy the rest of lunch and then tipped 100% on his meal. I would give up my left nut to…