He’s a doctor. He didn’t choose to be a public figure, dude; he’s not Justin Bieber. He’s just a doctor who wanted to go home so he could treat his patients. What the fuck is wrong with you?

Arbeit macht Holocaust Centers.

The stupid. It burns.

Holocaust centers.

I don’t think he did it on purpose.

Me on a conference call when someone suddenly says my name and asks for my thoughts after 45 minutes of doing anything else but listening.

Nothing Janet has ever done gave the golddigger vibe, so everybody can have a seat with that nonsense.

I keep a bag of lollipops in the filing cabinet near where they have to be quiet. In the event that it wasn’t a drill or went on for a really long time, everyone is getting something stuck in their mouths. You have no idea how much I hate that I have a plan for that scenario.

The lips look super rubbery when she smiles.

It’s like a mask.

This is a real question, not a snarky one. Why/how are you in love with her? I watch her scenes on KUWTK and it’s like. . .a nice, attractive houseplant. A white wall with a pretty Monet print. There’s no THERE there.

Her eyes are so dead and empty it’s actually scary.

Kylie’s popularity baffles me. I find her to be the most boring one of them. She seems to have no personality of her own. At least Kourtney and Khloe were feisty and funny when they had their spinoffs in Miami and elsewhere. I’m imagining this show to be thirty minutes of Kylie saying in a lackluster manner “yah, I…

I miss the old Kylie, tbh. :(

Well, the employee said, “I want that.” And United Airlines asked, “Are you a 10 year-old girl wearing leggings?” And when the employee said no, United decided to revoke the passenger’s ticket with extreme prejudice.

In March, McMaster hired Dina Powell, who had previously worked as an advisor to Ivanka Tump, as the new deputy national security advisor for strategy.

I hope she’s addicted to chewing gum.

My highschool’s student council ran more efficiently than this clusterfuck of an administration. I don’t think Trump could even organize a dance for 16 year olds, at this rate.

It really doesn’t help that Nivea is a German company. And Germans, trust me on this, love using it. For everything. Basically, if you have an internal ailment, you drink chamomile tea. For anything topical, you use Nivea.