They should weight the stars based on how many minutes people watch.

I didn’t even get a chance to...

You raise your child in any era the same way: by explaining to them the virtue of basic humanity, focusing on becoming learned, productive members of society as a whole, and by teaching them the deep complexities of the world and the country they live in.

The magnitude of this burn is so high that I am warming my hands by it and smiling almost 3000 miles away.

Thank baby Jesus, someone in this world has the sense God gave a goat. I don’t care if it was by one vote, I’m just happy there’s a last bastion of decency left somewhere out there. May this be the first of many rejections of this kind of racist populism throughout Europe.

As an atheist, thank god.

It’s such a relief and such a wonderful signal for the other important European elections coming up this year! The best thing is that the voter turnout was massive, something like 85% apparently. Yay to the Netherlands!

I was so happy when I saw this. Let us hope France also has a moment of clarity.

This is somewhat related, and extremely important.

Federal Judge in HAWAII....

It’s just delicious. Giuliani may be single-handedly responsible for a large portion of the losses in court, and Miller is responsible for a small part of judges refusing to treat this new EO as different from the first EO.

He is such a fool. His words and the words of his supporters are directly coming back to haunt him in court. Hawaii’s TRO specifically quotes both Giuliani and Miller, and shows how fucking awful the administration is at legal strategy.

Since we’re all thinking it about Miller:

HA HA HA YOU FUCKING IGNORANT ASSHOLE! This makes me so happy. A rare happy drinking session tonight folks.

I know it’s been said, many times many ways, but he...really has no idea what’s going on, does he?

Ugh. Thanks for reminding us.

I’m a bad person for chuckling at “Justin Long”. Or just lacking in maturity.

Well, there was that Hulk Hogan thing...

i’m gonna go out on a limb here and say this recap was 10,000x better than the actual show.