This coward couldn’t even narc on his own? He enlisted the clerk? If I were that clerk I would have told him to fuck off. 

Could the Raptors flip him?

“I prepared this” vs. “You cooked it” is the best/worst marriage argument I’ve heard in a while.

Also, if you’re going to be a lottery pick .. get that cash. The next year could be stacked in general or at your position. You could get injured. You could be a lottery pick mostly off of your potential, which decreases after another year in college. If you are going to be a lottery pick the business decision is…

Eh, that’s tricky as hell, and I’m not really sure he made the wrong choice. Staying in college carries huge, huuuuuuuge risk for a first-round draft prospect. Like if he’d stayed at Kansas another year, developed his game, and entered the NBA readier to be a productive player, that would’ve been great; maybe he’d be…

It’s #2 - the fans love him and Vegas needs to do something to build up fan loyalty. If that team goes into the toilet there are no fond memories to keep fans around. I think it’s a good business decision to be the anti-Marlins and actually keep good players around after you’ve had success instead of shipping them off…

I think Bartolo finally has a worthy rival for the title of True GOAT.  

Yeah, no shit, Sgt. Serious. Take a joke.

Gotta give him credit though, he destroyed his legacy in under 30 minutes.

The pizza dominoes quickly started to fall:

“...Police responded to a home invasion at a residence on Hickory Pass near the Cherokee County line.” They arrived via stagecoach, 4 days later as the river was difficult to fjord in the rainy season. Of the 4 responding officers dispatched, 2 perished en route due to dysentery. 

If you don’t think he typed this post on one knee, you are crazy. 

Why do you hate the military and America?

GWAR, however, never sucks.

it’s a hell of a lot easier to not be caught than it is to catch

I’m sure there will be a soporific guitar ballad about this somed...

“That’s what pisses me off,” he said. “He doesn’t have enough balls to call me back, because I’ve tried to get in touch with him.”

“No one wishes anything bad to happen to him and his family.”

None of them do.

4 LIFE!