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If only the NFL and the Bucs had known that Winston was a scumbag before hiring him...oh, nevermind.

All of this feels so insane to me that I keep having to lay it out and see if it starts to make any more sense, and it never does: Winston was allowed to maintain his innocence

As a Colombian, I feel the same way about the draw - we get a beatable England team instead of the terrifying Belgians, and then a cleaner path to the semis. 

 Gonna be awesome when Colombia and Japan make the finals.

Damn. Poor guy. So much untapped potential.

Did he get locked in and freeze to death or did he fall or have a medical emergency? Working with a partner in this instance would’ve come in shandy. 

We should all take a second (or five, I guess), to pour one out for the guy.

I don’t know whether this guy was a veteran, but they’d better play “Taps” in double-time at his funeral.

This has all the calling cards of a classic “BIG CIDER” hit.  They should check the floor for apple peelings.

I’d respect teams a lot more if they were just honest about guys like Winston and didn’t try to shove this bullshit down our throats:

Wait. No powerpoint. Which means no Microsoft products. Which means that he doesn’t want to come to Seattle.

Word.

I think it’s incredibly sad how that sentiment has more or less erased them from popular culture.

The NYC episode has no “uncomfortable” gags. It hearkens back to a time when the Twin Towers were simply a part of the American landscape and not the touchstone for a national tragedy of massive scope. Watching that episode makes me happy in a way I can’t describe.

“I also wish to thank the USMNT, which has provided crucial assistance in achieving my goal of not seeing anything American at this World Cup.”

I agree maybe you should put Chris Hardwick’s name in the article even if Chloe doesn’t mention him by name. We all know who it is so just say it please.

‘80s jocks were right - nerds are bad fucking news.

NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH DISMISSION

Ive not heard this blaming of her. I’m sure it’s out there somewhere, but this seems more likely to give the idea more oxygen. The kind of closed minded nutcases who might think this probably weren’t fans of Bourdain in the first place.

Has anyone blamed Asia Argento? The thought never crossed my mind and I feel bad for her loss.