Punk shouldn’t be this bad, though. I reckon you can take literally any schlub off the street, give him 3 years at Roofus sport and he’d put up a better effort than Punk has in his two outings.

I don’t think casual fans appreciate how hard it is for a relatively fit guy to spend two years training in a top MMA gym and look that bad against an absolute nobody. We have 10 year olds in our gym that have better form after a month of training 3 times a week. No, CM Punk is something really special. It takes real…

Man, I can’t wait for that CM Punk vs. Daniel Bryan vs. Shinsuke Nakamura vs. AJ Styles Fatal 4-Way for the WWE Championship at Wrestlemania 35 that will somehow inexplicably go on before the Lesnar vs. Reigns III main event.

Wait, does this mean he’ll be coming back to work an actual full-time schedule to put other people over while not holding a hideous belt (sorry, “title”) hostage?

Seeing how the rise in suicide preceded the Trump Presidency by about 20 years, it is safe to say that the increase is not from that. Please don’t trivialize this horrible affliction.

Hmm this doesn’t bode well for my Fat Guy in a Little Coat line of menswear.

Bullshit.

No you didn’t. They didn’t even bother printing those.

The Finals are so over I just saw a Puerto Rican child wearing a Cleveland Cavaliers 2018 NBA World Champions shirt on CNN.

Well, the Argentinians may not want to go to Israel but, well, Adolf Eichmann could tell you that doesn’t always mean you don’t make the trip eventually.

And international relations between Israel and Argentina continue to be strained, I just can’t put mein finger on how it started.

Right, exactly. So...football.

Looking forward to Sergio Ramos dialing it up one more notch for next year’s final:

Three MLB games? I thought the doubleheader was against the Orioles.

I know right? It makes you bang your head against the desk to see it.

It’s best for ZZ to go out on Top.

In the end, soccer is a fun distraction, but he felt that he needed to devote more time into running LexCorp.

Zidane must have really felt like he was banging his head against the players in that locker room.

I feel the exact opposite way of everything you stated in your comment.

slowly dying as his otherwise healthy heart sat, unbeating in his chest