No.

Power. He wanted to dominate and humiliate them.

Congrats. You just found a way to “All Lives Matter” the Cosby conviction. Grab your complementary bag of “go fuck yourself” on the way out the door. We’ll be changing the locks behind you.

Arrogant American does not get his way so takes his Balls and goes home.

Dom, Clem just wrote your whole article in 12 words. That’s some concentrated truth right there.

Mike Glennon, is that you?

Yet I keep getting thrown out of the zoo because I like to mock giraffes.

Because I’m at work trying to do anything but my actual work?

haricot verts are green beans.

I hope Adam is a cash tip on the table kind of guy because 4 cents is ridiculous.

I know popular sentiment might be with Ovechkin finally winning one but you have to remember he’s an unreserved Putin supporter. Sidney Crosby on the other hand, a true Canadian patriot, has almost certainly never voted so as not to offend anyone.

I wish we knew the full story about how and why Craig James killed five hookers at SMU. You hear so many different versions of events, but one thing is for sure: Craig James killed five hookers at SMU.

As bad of a look as it is, the gun is nothing compared to the white belt.

[gets out of limo]

Man, if I had known you could make millions of dollars by riding a bike, I still wouldn’t have bought one for my stepson.

Talk to the audience?!

The solution would have been for LaForce to have been more transparent. She could have prefaced her question to James with a clarification such as, “As we talked about just moments ago...” before asking for his thoughts.

You obviously don’t read Marmaduke! It’s a big dog that isn’t even red.

If you get pissed off by a comic strip, make a Family Circus dotted line path into traffic.

He’s too busy getting wasted in a deer blind to weigh in, plus things got weird after he went to the Jets and Vikings