That’s a clown tweet, bro.

I always assumed Baalke preferred guys from a different U of M, University of Mypos.

When asked if he was worried about the threats, Harbaugh responded “Bitch, pleats!”

They sent someone to my crib before.

Going out on a limb here, but publicly threatening to murder your head coach probably isn’t the best way to get your suspension cut short.

“I really, really deeply miss about five percent of the experience.”

“There’s ice all over the air canada centre too, they should cancel the Leafs game. Please, just cancel it, we can’t do this anymore” Torontonians

Baseball in April.

This never would have happened at SkyDome.

but it’s still potentially a good idea to not have thousands of fans in the danger zone.

Maybe John Olerud had the right idea all along.

Was going to make the point that while I definitely don’t like Sinclair having their shit-stained fingers in the promotion, it is pretty cool how Dalton Castle emerged as champion recently; glad you covered it!

I wish there were writers available on the weekend to post more to Deadspin. This would have been a nice read Sunday morning. The content over the weekend is minimal.  

Hiring Freeze Prevents Hiring Freeze.

Ooohhh, you’re definitely on to something here. “WHAT, YOU CAN WRITE AN ARTICLE ABOUT HOW GOOD MITCHELL IS BUT NOT SIMMONS!?! SAMER IS BIASED.”

I haven’t figured how how Sixers fans will see this article as a slight to them, but I’m certain they’ll something delightful here.

“This kid is so promising, he could be the next Derrick Rose!”

I liked the way people on Twitter kept going “You know, if you don’t count all the possessions where he was terrible, Rose is having a pretty good game!”

Not to mention Marc-Andre Fleury, who stood on his glittering noodle.

How did they come up with “Vegas Flu”? Shouldn’t it clearly be “The House Always Wins”?