Well at least Miami can expect a nice gift basket.

He really crackered under the pressure.

That dog has a puffy tail!

the retirement of offensive lineman Richie Incognito

I wonder what Richie’s brother thinks of all this.

Finally the real rapture... Had my hopes really high for the previous two.

They’re actually looking through his crotch, at his wallet in his back pocket. Like Superman, except hoes. I believe the prophet Soulja Boy wrote of this 

I bet his Mom and Aunties get on his ass about finding a nice girl. They probably settled for Khloe. His dick settled for anyone who looked at his dick like it was a rare exotic bird.

I see what you’re saying, but on the exercise and eating right side, there a huge benefits while you are still around. Mostly in just feeling good and energetic as opposed to tired and lackadaisical. It doesn’t take huge changes either, just like jogging 45 minutes 3-4 times a week and eating marginally better can…

It’s funny that the writer and readers of this column are having a problem finding the right headphones for working out when Kinja Deals alerts us all to a deal on Anker wireless sports headphones three to five times a week.

Unlike an overwhelming majority of the others commenting, I actually like TJ Miller. I’ve been a fan of his for years. That said, he’s got a serious problem with the drinking. If he wants to keep any kind of career, he needs to seek help and get his life in order. And that’s if there’s anything left to salvage at this…

Calling in a bomb threat on a train because some lady didn’t want to put up with your drunken antics? That’s a real... loco motive.

Miller might be a giant sack of shit, but this right here is a veteran drunk move.

Ironically enough, TJ Miller actually had a bomb is his bag.

Right now his exercise regimen mainly involves throwing children into a large, bubbling pot.

This is a longstanding qualm of mine with WWE’s match style. It’s something that has been snowballing for a long time, but so many matches now just turn into finisher fests. It has now become surprising when guys DONT kick out, was looking at my phone during the finish of Taker/Cena because I assumed one tombstone…

To be fair, the situation where Judge was walked to bring up Stanton was in the bottom of the 10th inning, a tie score and a runner on 2nd base, a situation where you almost always intentionally walk the batter since the trailing runners don’t matter and it sets up two additional bases for force outs.

The feel-good story I needed to start my week. Thank you for this.

“If he were innocent, this would have gone to trial without risk.”

Foster had seven stops and one H&R Block.