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Bartenders get 20% — or more! — always. Tip heavy at a good bar and it comes back to you. If it doesn’t, find a better bar.

it’s one less transaction for those who are going to tip properly (if you are just joining us, that’s 20 percent!)

“Eventually they what?!

I grew up being told that Wilt Chamberlain or Bill Russell was the best basketball player who ever lived. Eventually the people making the argument died or gave up, and people like me declared Michael Jordan the best basketball player who ever lived.

You guys know The Ringer is a parody site, right? The last 3 times I visited the top story was WINNERS AND LOSERS OF <whatever event just happened>. They’re making fun of people who write those ham-fisted combination of sports/pop-culture/business/tech articles. Right?...Right?

I agree with Skyler, but think you’re way off base with Carmela. She was just a different flavor of narcissistic garbage than Tony and her MIL.

If you can’t trust your cocaine dealer, who the hell can you trust? Life is hell

“Congratulations Mandy Rose on winning the Fabulous Moolah Battle Royal! How does it feel knowing that if Moolah were alive, she would have stolen your money and tried to pimp you out because she felt threatened by you?”

It’s sad how so many soccer teams are playing now, parking the bus and hoping only not to lose. With his hand on his holster like that, the guy was obviously hoping for a draw.

Savvidis, God of Overreactions

This is almost as bad as James Dolan invading Madison Square Garden with his guitar.

9,500% is a pretty high percentage.

Don’t know who’s harder right now, IL indie wrestling fans, or residents of Hoffman Estates after being considered part of Chicago.

Okay, now he’s ready to run for president.

It was unclear exactly what was left on the voicemail due to Berman’s Mumblin’, Bumblin’, and Stumblin’.

Bad cell connection. He was saying back back back back.

“...and the US needs to go BACK BACK BACK BACK BACK BACK to segregation”

Ne-ver want to see ya take a snap

I’m sorry L. Jackson, but please run this wheeeeel

Did you confuse Benicio Del Toro with Guillermo del Toro? Or was this just something you needed to get off your chest?