Like everything else about the Patriots, this story is listed as QUESTIONABLE.

This is disgusting. Hasn’t poor Jane Doe been victimized enough?

Rob Gronkowski has been in the NFL since 2010—he is now 4 generations removed from the porn stars of his rookie season. You have to consider how difficult this is on him both mentally and physically.

“It was a tough loss,” said Reddick after the game. “I’ve gotta hit a wide open shot like that. What can I say ... I was the weak chink tonight.”

Who shits on AC/DC?!

Spoiler Alert: Blake Bortles Still Sucks

Steph slapping Rousey and getting to walk away is classic McMahon. Always gotta put the new talent in their place. Nobody gets over a McMahon.

She Czeched both boxes.

Can’t forget this Kelly:

This is baseball, so the only way to resolve this is for a Marlins pitcher to fire a fastball at 95+ MPH directly at Bryce Harper.

I always preferred The Pillsbury Throwboy.

He also thought Jared Lorenzen had too chiseled a physique.

I meaaaaan... this is fine? I feel like calling out Wendy’s in the original headlines was kinda shitty? Obviously the message was cut out fast food but Brown’s experience was tied to a nearby Wendy’s. So while it can be pointed out in the article that he stopped going to Wendy’s, calling them out in the headline makes…

When finally reached for comment, Wendy’s was notably frosty.

Like most athletes who wind up in Sacremento, he was confused, upset, and looked for any way to get the hell out of there.

If your kids are fat, it’s on you. Make better fucking choices. The occasional cheeseburger isn’t the issue.

A lot of Steelers fans would be terrified if theY ever woke up looking like Mike Tomlin. Not that most Yinzers have a problem with race or anything.

The whole premise of this article seems...off. Are we supposed to feel bad for the Knierims? Proud of them for skating in a circle well after watching the news? I expected them to be from Parkland, or something. I’m sure a lot of NBA and NHL players had a similar experience this evening.

Charlotte should sign Chris “Daddy Mac” Smith.