I pronounced their name as “Tot eN Ham” one time and some guy at the bar corrected me that “it’s actually pronounced “Tot’num”” and I’ve hated soccer ever since

“Great Team” Tottenham wouldn’t even qualify for the Champions League right now. Spare me. They’re fun to watch, but no team that loses to Arsenal is “great.”

Not sure, but I bet it involves smoking cigarettes and wearing a matching tracksuit.

Somebody needs to be taken Outback and shot.

Next time mention the event in the first paragraph.

The San Diego police had a unique way of tracking how many kilos were involved:

“There were very fine people on both sides of that coaching search.”

They’re working on a solution.

I am surprised by the length of the contract. Seems 995 years to short.

“Reich was one of three candidates reportedly interviewed by Colts GM Chris Ballard after McDaniels turned them down.”

Ramo apologized, admitting that his expertise is mostly in Chinese, Japanese and Dirtynese history.

Came for this and I got it, thank you. Also fuck any post who complains about this joke being made again. It should never not be made.

Also it wasn’t really fair that the US had to compete against Trinidad AND Tobago - that’s two nations against one.

I’m starting to become convinced this is Hinkie’s burner based on today’s comments on other articles. Don’t worry Sam, we love you here at Deadspin.

I mean, the only fair way to judge Hinkie is relative to his actual goals. His goal was to field some truly terrible teams, and boy, did he deliver.

Well, if you take the case to a Jury trial I think he might get 10-15 years in football jail but he may get off with nothing. On the other hand, if you offer him a plea I bet he’d take 7-9.

Same person?

To your latter point; one could argue that he’s helping out a victim of child abuse

On the one hand, that’s hilarious and awesome of Giannis. There is nothing about him that doesn’t seem amazing. What a guy.

Don’t forget the part where they start cheating