Sometimes goalies only make saves because the ball happens to hit them, this is a case where the goalie was very lucky the ball didn’t happen to hit him.

Impressive. How’d they get NBA refs for a high school game?

Those jackets are pretty badass!

Lot of good players with Europa league experience, just what they need ZING!

Service animals and emotional support animals are not the same.

Come at me, but this “emotional support animal” is bullshit. If you need help with flight anxiety, take a tranquilizer or booze, like a normal sane person. Animals - no exceptions, dogs, cats, whatever! - have no business inside a passengers cabin.

+1 It’s a Wonderful Life Comment

Alex Smith for five years? Oddly enough, that’s not the dumbest thing I’ve heard come out of D.C. tonight.

“It’s like I’m living a movie,” Mr. Smith said, when asked for comment.

With Washington, Smith can still be a clear-cut starter as he continues to try and find post-season success.

sign a valid contract with another team.

He was probably tired of Orlando’s mickey mouse operation.

His dad really started to slack on coaching a while back.

I’d applaud but tiger already had the clap.

Idiot. You’re supposed to yell “NOONAN!” at that point in his swing.

Goddamn fan. If anything, we know that it was getting in the holes all these years that ruined Tiger’s game in the first place.

10,000 words, 6 periods.

Boston Breakers, broke.

I briefly considered sticking up for Sosa’s induction into the HoF, but then I thought, “Fuck it...there’s already enough white guys in there.”