Yup, those are the voices in my head.

So far, the only athletes that have qualified under IOC regulations are Ryom Tae Ok and Kim Ju Sik, a pair of figure skaters. 

Sharks and Jets just won’t stop going at it, eh

Nothing like getting served, pestered by Sherrifs & taken to court over a Will that myself and my sisters are not only 100% excluded from but do not even have any interest in contesting in the first place.

the legendary sportscaster’s

Yeah, this is a no on this particular play. Anyone with one good eye could see that.

Whatever. Deadspin has been running what I can only assume are native content ads for a dating service for months:

This actually seems like an argument for the website being good, Lindsey.

Non story. The only reason she was spotted under a highway underpass was simply because she was trying to get an interview with Johnny Manziel.

I agree. The backward quotation marks are too confusing.

To be fair, Mississippi would be the most likely state to insist marriage requires a Miss and a p-p.

Ump: Inside corner, strike three! You’re out!

False: We actually have laws for incidents involving one person convincing another person to commit murder. It’s still murder. Fuck off.

Nobody wants to hear your whiny libturd snowflake whining, you whiny cucktard.

The kinja site advertisement countdown thing? Sorry, but I hate that thing. Well, I hate having to wait. Sometimes for it to even start counting down. And the hate flows like lava when it pops up going to an article from the main page AND going back. And I never look at the ad.

“Hey Giants, the best way to get rid of Apple cancer is chemotherapy. Trust me on this…”

That explains this new stable

WELL SEE NORMALLY IF YOU GO ONE ON ONE WITH ANOTHER CANDIDATE YOU GOT A 50-50 CHANCE OF WINNING. BUT TRUMPS A GENETIC FREAK, AND HES NOT NORMAL. SO SHES GOT A 25% AT BEST AT BEAT TRUMP. THEN YOU ADD GARY JOHNSON TO THE MIX? HER CHANCES OF WINNING DRASTIC GO DOWN! SEE THE 3 WAY AT THE VOTING BOOTH, YOU GOT A 33 1/3S…

Which one’s which?

I start at the bottom because I don’t want the wire running from the AC outlet to the top of the tree instead of the bottom. That looks fucking stupid, and it leaves you with less string to work with.