Trump reads headline and realizes he wasted the first pick in the 2017 Border Patrol draft on Simmons.

Cube would never have said a quarter of the shit eminem said. No, Em wrote his own shit. He was also 15 years younger and hungry at the time. He’s getting old. and he is out of touch with the new styles and what the young crowd wants. Most of the dudes who were rapping back then aren’t currently moving major numbers.…

How dare you besmirch Nien Nunb like that!

Richardson was apparently very disappointed to learn he had to sell the whole team rather than each player individually.

Woah, woah, woah. What? I’ll buy this argument from a football sense. Most players and hardcore fans are well-aware of football’s risks. But the wakeup call for casual and non-viewers created this sensationalism that’s polarized fans. An argument can be made that selling family fun and delivering life-threatening…

“Though this investigation has clearly established that this was our fault, we want to be very clear that this investigation was not about establishing fault.”

I feel like this is one of those articles that was titled with the sole intent of producing one specific comment.

Canseco did postgame for CSN Bay Area, that’s why the A’s put out their statement. It wouldn’t be hard for someone to draw the line between A’s postgame and the A’s.

“Are there bears in Kaunas?”

Maybe Lavar thought it was the Balltic League?

What league is that team in?

I am sure that Philadelphia already has a battery of ideas to throw at this scenario.

Funny, Isaw the book at a used bookstore for 50 Cent.

He’s 31...

extra hour-ish you’re in the air

“Is there a calculator for people who don’t live permanently in the year 1990 and do actual modern contract work as a sole-proprietor LLC?”

Oh man, I barley caught the “hopping” joke

Eternal Blue, Forever Green

“Girardi was also a pretty inexperienced guy when he took over as Yankees manager in 2008—his only coaching experience at any level came in his one year managing the Marlins to semi-relevance in 2006.”