It’s a good thing Flo has the entire Progressive advertising enterprise to fall back on or I’d say she’s in deep trouble.

Hamno you keep making these predictions everyday and by god one day you’ll be right!

“Welcome to Hell, population: you.”

I wish I had an automatic lock button in my office.
I’d use it to keep people out, though.

I would lean towards the Chicago metro area as far as the U.S. goes. Centrally located, varied arena selection, has a really strong local indie scene (including a local lucha scene). Sears Centre, where TNA ran one of their biggest shows (Bound for Glory 2008) is the perfect size. Dunno what the rent is, but one would…

I’m pretty old, but not that old, and I don’t understand this post at all.  What is the point, or issue?  Genuinely curious, this is over my head.

Starting just to keep the streak going and knowing you won’t finish the game and have a chance to win it is pointless to me, and it tarnishes the streak

I’ve reread this three times trying to figure out if you think Geno Smith went to Western Michigan. You don’t say it, but then what is the relevance of Western Michigan to your buddy’s opinion otherwise? Why not say “My good friend has great dental hygiene and has been saying FOR YEARS...”? Baffling.

Austin Rivers is the Clippy of basketball players. He’s clearly trying to help, but even at his best, he’s annoying as all fuck.

“See what happens when you let players take a knee? Failing NFL now harming NBA! Sad!”

Late in last night’s win over the Los Angeles Lakers, Austin Rivers fell onto Blake Griffin’s knee while scrambling with Lonzo Ball for a loose ball.

Honestly, what’s worse: shooting yourself in the foot and retracting the offer from Schiano, or keeping Schiano and getting MRSA in that same foot?

That’s the Chicago Haisley way!!

the club gave him a single task... keep the team in the Premier League, and make sure they stay there.

I feel kind of bad for Wirtz and his team—all that deliberate dickishness toward fans, and Vision still ended up being only the second-most annoying Hawk on Chicago sports TV.

“Hey John- Why the long face?”

Elway clearly needs to institute a policy of mandatory apples and sugar cubes when players perform well, that should take care of it.

This seems appropriate.

Weird. We don’t even have good crab out here in Arizona.

Jameis Winston?! The lovable, charismatic leader has been accused of sexual misconduct?! catch me, I’m going to faint!