Derrick Rose and DNP (Coach’s Decision)

Lebron James & Derrick Rose?

Niko Mirotich & Bobby Portis.

Federal Express to Flavortown is Guy Fieri’s nickname for a blowjob.

Thielen turns DB around and uses great feet to save QB

These are not friendlies. They’re bizarre fail spectacles. Giant loser-fests, which will only be a depressing reminder that these teams aren’t where they should be.

This is so American. We aren’t good enough to get into the real tournament so we start our own international soccer NIT.

This is the worst, most horribly pathetic participation trophy type idea that I’ve ever heard.

Tonight there are unanswered questions about Preston’s vehicle, but the crash resolved two of them:

I feel sorry for people who need a shame step in order to reform behavior. I feel sorry for people who need an “I am” before they can move to “I do”. I feel sorry for people that need others to take the shame step because they were never taught you can skip it. Shame is a useless emotion and actually a way to avoid…

Only twice in 20 minutes? You must be a slow reader. Or a Wisconsinite.

“Done.”

Huff’s Imagine Dragons response is actually pretty convincing, especially when you take into account all the corroborating evidence from Bofa.

“if we evolved from monkeys, why are there monkeys?”

Huff the Magic Dragon.

Sting, one of Flair’s greatest rivals

Tebow’s NFL highlights should be more than sufficient to counter the idea of white supremacy.

I don’t want to Monday Morning QB your editor but I think we probably would have figured out “Boston” from the rest of the headline.

- The National Anthem before NFL games

“Flags. I fucking hate flags. You fucking hate flags. Everyone fucking hates flags.”