Now he can return to his home under the bridge and wait for goats to cross.

I wish you all could see this for what it’s really about. The longer you keep Luck on IR, the more pain pills the Colts will justifiably be able to order. We need the NFL to step up and take inventory of what the Colts have. Lot# by Lot# they need to go through the receiving slips and record exactly when each pill was…

Maybe they can finally check on his rabies issue.

After the first or second dump, you really should have given your fiance the aisle seat.

You could run a nine-part Ken Burns documentary series on the fuckups of TNA — including a whole episode devoted for the hilariously inept opening night of the Hogan/Bischoff era on Monday night opposite RAW, featuring a red birdcage match that no one could climb and ended in DQ, or the long-awaited debuts of young…

Hungry Howies, Jet’s, and Marco’s are all real, and are all significantly better than any of the places on the list.

Whomever voted for CiCi’s should be, well, forced to eat at Cici’s.

Update: He has already thrown an interception in the game, which will be played Sunday at 1:00pm EST.

He hit .212 in the regular season with an OPS 109 points below last year’s in 153 fewer plate appearances, and he wants to get paid?

I mean, sure, he WANTS to play but can he? Can he really?

and if the last few years have taught us anything, it’s that NFL front offices have a real strong grasp of QB evaluation

Pats could pick up Kaepernick as a back-up. Boston fans would surely embrace that.

Last guy, D. What the fuck! Isn’t the whole point of going out that everyone can get what they want?

We already did, and Sinbad was in it

Does this mean we finally get that Kazaam sequel we’ve all been waiting for?!

Wow. Normally I have to wait for WrestleMania weekend for a five hour event that leaves me heartbroken and disappointed.

Sixers get stitches.

The NY Post headlines desk suffered a series of erection-induced strokes at the thought of the Ball vs. Wall matchup

This was exactly my thought. I have no sympathy for this guy. What a dipshit.

This is when you drop $5 for a quick shit and always-okay Spicy Italian, my friend.