“You stole that from me, too.” — Kenyon Martin

Best fans in baseball, right there.

They’re gonna need one hell of an 80s-themed instagram-friendly polyester suit and whacky hat party to crawl their way out of this hole. If anybody can pull it off though, it’s Joe Maddon.

Because Joe Maddon is the Andy Reid of baseball. Great manager in the clubhouse, keeps the crew happy, and gets the best effort from everyone. But a lot of his in-game decisions are terrible.

Every time I see Lackey on TV, I think back to many years ago when it was a deal for people to get their first HDTV. My friend got his and had this observation:

Can’t wait for Joe Maddon to weigh in on soda taxes and Libertarianism when he hears about this.

It sucked they had to go sit in the box for 2 minutes afterward for hooking

I’ve never read it that way. It’s always struck me as “sullen child post-spanking” rather than anything sexual.

“You would go to Cleveland, and it would be at nighttime, and things would be going on, but you just see a vast difference in terms of what the Midwest is — Cleveland — and what Boston is.”

Are you talking about Arrieta?

You really shouldn’t throw bricks at little children. I don’t care if they’re playing soccer, there are still better ways to handle that.

He lost the players? The poor players! The ones who couldn’t fucking beat Trinidad and Tobago after they got what they wanted? We should definitely continue to consider their feelings!

Men’s World Cup soccer was the one sport where just about everyone could set aside the both the problematic history of this country and its somewhat terrifying future and be a ridiculous pro-U.S.A. nationalist for 90 minutes.

Come on guy. They lost to Trinidad and Tobago. The United States. We shouldn’t lose to Trinidad and Tobago at anything. ANYTHING. If you don’t think that’s at least a little bit hilarious, well, I don’t know what to tell you. If England ever loses to Bermuda, you’d never stop laughing.

Probably the feet too; they’re important here.

Peterson has said that there are no hard feelings. In fact, the Saints extended an olive branch that he subsequently beat his child with.

“Purity Of Cardinal Way Being Polluted By Outsiders”

Annnnnd I’m sure all of this was planned. What a fucking idiot.

“a Yankees fan and a terrible person”