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This is Robert Lee, sportscaster, not to be confused with Robert E. Lee, General of the Army of the Confederate of States:

This is so dumb and unnecessary. Sure, the right-wingers who are mad about it for the wrong reasons, but this is still monumentally dumb, and perfect example of a company that desperately wants to be as safe as possible tripping over its own dick.

Woosh

“I swear: I have no idea how those steroids got into my cocaine!” -Jon Jones

Man, this really blows

Nothing screams “LET’S GET RID OF HUMAN REFEREES” like a wristband dedicated to not doing your job well.

“This is a great buy if you’re looking for a running back to help you move the chains!”

That is, uh, not how websites make money

Ryder Ryan has to have started in a Christmas Story porn spoof, right (please submit title below)? And then shot a girl’s eye out?

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Hey, look — it’s an article about Barca!

He already got 5 mill for the years he played. He won’t get anything else though. He actually can’t even play for Korean teams either since he’s under the Pirate’s control (although they can grant permission if asked.) Basically, he lost a ton of money. I’m a Bucs fan, but I can’t feel that sorry for him. Once is a

At some point you would think teams would get better at evaluating QB prospects who played with elite WRs. Hack’s one decent season involved throwing the ball in the direction of Allen Robinson. Johnny Manziel’s offense outside of scrambling was all Mike Evans.

Without looking at the byline, I couldn’t tell if this was a real Haisley article or a parody.

Picture of Drogba at a USL game in Orange County that I took after the game. What a dick giving a thrill to fans!

“A measle-y $10 million is a small pox to pay”.

CLOSE ON JARED GOFF

I can tell you didn’t get many letters for the Rams since they were all longer than yesterday’s entry of the Bears where the letters were short bursts.

Rose was quick to point out he never had sex with the teen aged daughters of fans of his own team.