Second shooter? Try a Twelfth shooter. 

And that right there, folks, is the highest foul pop off a pitcher’s head caught for an out in the Statcast Era.

WE WOULDN’T HAVE EVEN BEEN IN THIS SITUATION IF WE NEVER TRADED ORTON!!!

I dunno, this seems to fit with the general “let’s write negatively about a thing” trend.

Seriously, can’t Deadspin find one soccer writer who doesn’t write like he’s one whiskey away from ending it all to spite the bartender?

And how many words would this chamaco write if the US had lost?

In regards to playing professional football again, the Raven quoted

Woosh.

the apertura/clasura format

This ostensible soccer journalist doesn’t even know what a bicycle kick is so contract law is really out of his depth.

MLS is intended to be a uniquely American brand of soccer, and they have no interest in mimicking European or other international forms of the game. Don’t believe me? Just ask any member of FC Dallas, or Houston Dynamo, or Real Salt Lake, or Atlanta United FC. Yes sir, no interest in mimicking other forms of the…

I don’t understand. Where would the teams that were going to be relegated into MLS be coming from?

Not a single “dong” in this post.

Nobody has ever accused me of pulling any weapon on them

Oh come on. Off by 1 year. That’s not really a big deal. Who needs facts?

You’ve really got to stop trying to fuck Cousins like that.

Dearly begloved, we are gathered today...

 The chance to over pay for free agents of questionable value next year has Chicago written all over it.

I think it’s also plausible the league isn’t terribly interested in an aging, inefficient volume scorer that’s is probably still a minus defender even when he’s trying who’s on a contract that will pay him 60 million dollars over the next 2 years.

Honestly, how much of an effect could Jackson have had on his trade value? This isn’t exactly an open market, there are only 29 potential buyers, most of whom have reasonably competent and experienced leadership. GMs around the league had their own mind made up, on some level, over Melo’s potential value. It’s not…