He better hope this doesn’t result in a court appearance. We all know how much trouble Mayweather has with sentences.

As someone who studies cultural anthropology and took several human sexuality classes this is seriously the biggest non-issue I’ve ever heard of. A foot fetish could be one of the most common kinks out there.

She is the only mother he has ever known. He is alone and afraid in a hospital surrounded by strangers after a life of not knowing other people. As awful as she is, she probably feels familiar to this poor abused baby. My heart breaks for this child.

This has to be in the running for least-significant story in Deadspin history. It’s well behind Minor League Bat Dog Bad At Job, for example, let alone any of the Friday Bear series.

I went through this being a foster parent. Her lawyer probably told her that if she acts like she wants to see her kid it will look better for her criminal charges. In my state, as long as the child’s parents haven’t been stripped of their rights, they have 20 days to object to any foster home placement, forcing CPS…

Kenny Sack and Mickey Axelband? Are these real names, or mobster nicks?

So this guy makes a big financial commitment to a long-term contract and then tries to walk away from it after the first year. Who does this asshole think he is, the Marlins?

season-ticket holders who reneged on their season ticket contracts once it became clear the Marlins were not going to uphold their promises of perks including free parking and VIP entrances at their new ballpark—let alone field a watchable team

He really let all those tourists down today.

Is this the same person who was jealous of the women who were fortunate enough to have an abortion? Or am I confusing this person with the woman who assumed OBJ must be misogynistic for not being interested in her goofy ass at some gala?

holy shit! You can buy dogs that bite Lena Dunham? Sign me up.

Can you imagine a male athletes having to make the case for, say, baseball, like this, over and over again?

A Trump-supporting Red Sox fan?

When you become outraged at everything, you are outraged at nothing.

The sheer randomness of their inception, though, means it would be totally fine if we one day decided to change them, too.

I bet Hayward is just thrilled he doesn’t have to deal with any of this nonsense in Boston, where the only thing they burn is crosses.

Today the Great Salt Lake is even saltier.

It’s almost like maybe she shouldn’t be at the biggest tennis event of the year mere weeks after she killed a man.

Why is Venus so upset? Police didn’t say she was at double fault.

Wow, didn’t expect a “See? Charles Manson wasn’t so bad after all” take on this. This is some prime Kinja right here.