When is the Deadcast coming back? Any ideas?

Domestic light beer. I’d rather get too full before I get too drunk.

Stevie Wonder Is Not Blind

“The year before that they was wearing trash bags”

You’re right, “click the links” isn’t good enough for something that’s material to the story. The offensive tweets should have been in the article. If you’re going to publish a piece on someone being offensive, you need to be specific. 

Rest in Pizza-Pizza

“I am a 59 year old...”

I just love that Romero will give Bisping the most violent STFU he’s received since Hendo’s sledgehammer elbow at UFC 100.

The best part of this feud is that Romero preemptively opened a GoFundMe for Bisping’s post fight medical bills.

Not only am I not excited, I’ve been dreading it.
I’m going to spend the next week worried that one of my team’s stars is going to get hurt in a stupid exhibition game in some publicity stunt for the MLB to sell merch to other countries.

Your comment sounds exactly like something Jack-O would say on the BS Report.

Turns out Chris Carter had a drinking problem so the eagles released him.

“Fuck, seriously?!?”

Right Coquelin, that’s what he did to you.

Her opponent later admitted that it was the longest he ever lasted with a girl.

Maybe there’s a legion of super loyal Bill Simmons fans out there that I just don’t know about but if the Ringer is legitimately making money I simply do not understand how the internet works.

He also alleged that Barkley can’t walk away from the TV job for...some reason (probably unrelated to gambling losses): “I know he wanted to retire a long time ago, but he can’t...He’s stuck up on that stage every week.”

Wait, is an arena telling a team that they have to improve?

“The Islanders are Screwed”

Imagine. You’re a middle-aged guy. Big fan of sport. Football? You fucking love it, and you have a deep knowledge of the game.